Saturday, November 26, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Autumn Sabbatical

Automotive Acne (Productions) is currently on hiatus.


Thanks for Visiting.

Sincerely,

"Allan Smithee"

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Personal Library Additions (*)

The Daily Practice of Painting: Writings 1962 - 1993
by Gerhard Richter
The MIT Press
Published 1995

Cascando And Other Short Dramatic Pieces
by Samuel Beckett
Grove Press
P. 1978

Sinn Fein - A Hundred Turbulent Years
by Brian Feeney
The University of Wisconsin Press
P. 2003

Do You Believe? Conversations on God and Religion (Interviews)
by Antonio Monda
Vintage Books
P. 2007

Jihad vs. McWorld: Terrorism's Challenge To Democracy
by Benjamin R. Barber
Ballantine Books
P. 1995/2001

Captain Freedom (A SuperHero's Quest For Truth, Justice, And The Celebrity He So Richly Deserves)
by G. Xavier Robillard
HarperCollins Books
P. 2009

Straight Man
by Richard Russo
Vintage Books
P. 1997


(*) Courtesy Free Library of Philadelphia

Thursday, November 3, 2011

A.A.(P.) Contest




Be the 5th reader/respondent to send an email & win this event poster (19" x 13") at NO Cost to you. Shipping & Handling is covered in the $0.00 entry fee.

Only the Winner need re-respond with a snail-mail address once notified. Flyer will be sent out Mon., Nov. 14th.

Good Luck! And Thanks For Playing!

Note: Contest Entry Email Address is located Here.

Email Entries should be titled "A.A.(P.) Contest"... Quotes not needed.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Listicle



Guided by Voices Discography

Devil Between My Toes (1987)
Sandbox (1987)
Self-Inflicted Aerial Nostalgia (1989)
Same Place the Fly Got Smashed (1990)
Propeller (1992)
Vampire on Titus (1993)
Bee Thousand (1994)
Alien Lanes (1995)
Under the Bushes Under the Stars (1996)
Tonics & Twisted Chasers (1996)
Mag Earwhig! (1997)
Do the Collapse (1999)
Isolation Drills (2001)
Universal Truths and Cycles (2002)
Earthquake Glue (2003)
Half Smiles of the Decomposed (2004)
Let's Go Eat the Factory (January 1, 2012)
Class Clown Spots a UFO (May 22, 2012)


Bonus Round: Guided By Voices - Classic Lineup;
Bob teaches band Jar Of Cardinals

Friday, October 28, 2011

Skateboarders On Boat Row









Street Skaters: Early last month, under I-95 in Port Richmond, saw two skateboarders filming themselves ollie onto and off the bow of this ^abandoned boat^. The boat is still there.


Vert Skaters: A few weeks ago, after a computer session at the Fishtown Library Branch, was walking home when I spotted a teen sitting in the lifeguard's chair at the Public Pool. He was acting as guard/cop spotting sentry while a couple of his buddies skateboarded the empty pool. The 26th Precint parking lot is adjacent and the precinct itself is 1/2 block away.

Note: Where I grew up, the opportunity to skate pools was never afforded us. The pools were always rectangular with hard right angle corners, never round kidney forms. Also, Southwest Texas was generally warm during the autumn/winter months and pools were generally never drained thanks to chlorine & acid (ph levels).

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Quad: Summer Speaker Starter Kits






No matter where this summer takes you, you'll always have plenty of flavors and sounds to savor right from your Pringles® can.

How to Get Your Pringles Can Speaker:

Step 1: Buy Pringles

Buy any four Super Stack cans. Save your receipt(s). Enjoy.

Step 2: Print Out Form

Get in front of the computer. (Nice work, you did it.) Download our snazzy PDF. Print it out.

Step 3: Fill Out & Mail Form

Fill out the form. Circle the Pringles item(s) on your receipt(s). Place form and receipt(s) in an envelope. Add postage to the envelope and seal it up!

Step 4: Wait It Out

Wait (at most 10 to 12 weeks), comforted only by the sound of crunching crisps until your speaker arrives.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Say What?

"Some people say I’m extreme, but they said the John Birch Society was extreme, too." -— Tea Party Patriots founder Kelly Khuri

"Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material." -— Fox News host Greg Gutfeld


Tom Tomorrow: But what do they want? Who can save the persecuted bankers?