Sweet Fruit Soon: Zoot Suit Suite Riot

 

Former orange newsprint newspaper Editor-In-Chief, hired by owner Jared Kushner & pardoned for cyber-stalking by the orange-tinge-skinned & twice impeached former President, may yet still eventually serve time behind bars & don the standard prison issued orange-jumpsuit, according to observers.

Addendum: Ken ‘Kunt’ Kurson, noted bad person, now faces NY state charges for eavesdropping and computer trespassing, both of which are Class E Felonies.