E-Book:
The Anti-Slavery Alphabet by Anonymous (Project Gutenberg)
Audible Book:
Go The F*ck To Sleep
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The windows are dark in the town child
The whales huddle down i the deep
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
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