Thursday, October 1, 2009

Unctuous - Small Talk Gone Bad

Me: You can tell I'm a single guy, always shopping here and buying this fine food. I need to go to a real grocery store.

Young Female Clerk: Um, ok. (rolls eyes)

Me: You know, I think saw you yesterday driving in your car. (pointing in general direction of street)

YFC: Uh, yeah, probably. (shrugs shoulders)

Me: I didn't know you had two daughters.

YFC: (no response - rolls eyes again)


end of conversation


Receipt:

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Sunoco #7200
3200 Richmond Street
Philadelphia, PA 19134
Merchant #: H342418843001

09/26/09 16:44:31

FL TOSTITOS - 3.99
FL TOSTITOS - 3.69
CC COKE CLSC - 1.49T
HGD VANILLA/ - 4.99
ANCH TGIF PO - 4.29
ANCH TGIF BU - 4.29
GM CHEX MX T - 1.39
LV MILK CHOC - 1.89

Subtotal - 26.02
Tax1 - 0.09
Total - $26.11
USD$ - $26.11

Change - $0.00

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Transaction ID#187939
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Thank you for
Shopping Sunoco


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