Dear Fellow Americans,
I regret to inform you that when Mayor Michael Bloomberg is forcibly removed from said office by the New York National Guard in the year 2010 and exiled to other parts because his re-election was illegal and an affront to all who believe in voter enacted city by-laws, I will not be offering the ex-mayor sanctuary in my Philadelphia, PA. apartment.
Please look elsewhere.
Sincerely,
"Allan Smithee"
postscript: Have a Happy Fourth of July!