Thursday, March 3, 2011

Haiku: CP Movie Shorts

The Grace Card

Lou Gossett Jr.
in his most spiritual
role since Jaws 3-D.


Big Momma's: Like Father, Like Son

Dear Martin Lawrence,
Uh. You know you can say no
once in a while, right?


The Heart Specialist

The IMDB
says this movie’s five years old.
Must be a winner.


Tangled

The timeless classic
Rapunzel - now rendered in
dead-eyed CGI!


Season Of The Witch

"I'm Nicolas Cage.
You're reading this in my voice.
You cannot help it."