"Some people say I’m extreme, but they said the John Birch Society was extreme, too." -— Tea Party Patriots founder Kelly Khuri
"Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material." -— Fox News host Greg Gutfeld
Tom Tomorrow: But what do they want? Who can save the persecuted bankers?