Thursday, May 19, 2011

Random Musings, Overheard Bar Jokes, One Comment

Captain Obvious - Musings:

(*) Sometimes Intent Does Not Matter.

(*) The innocence of the '50 died when John F. Kennedy was murdered.

(*) When Robert F. Kennedy was murdered, the Flower-Power Generation ceased being a Youth Movement. They suddenly became old.

(*) The election/re-election of President Ronald Reagan rejuvenated both "Punk Rock" & "Post-Punk" music... which included both the 1st & 2nd generation musicians of said genres as well as the listeners (and their younger siblings) among others.


Overheard B. Jokes:

SetUp: Why should you not iron a leprechaun?

Punchline: You don't want to press your luck.


SU: Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

P: No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't budget.


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One Comment:

Widespread Facebook Fake Creates New National Pastime: Making Up Fake Martin Luther King Quotes

May 3rd, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Allan Smithee Says:

Full Joke:

Did you hear who the U.S. Military killed Sunday?

Charlie Sheen. He was in Afghanistan, dressed as Osama Bin Laden, and looking to score opiates.

Visual version of what Gary Arnell Radio Show listeners heard last night when “Sam from Port Richmond” was cutoff mid-sentence.

Oh. Sorry. Where’s the Sheen thread on this site?


Note: Though Talk Radio Host Gary Arnell wasn't a supporter/fan of Charlie Sheen's antics & tweets, Arnell is always talking on air about taking Meds to help combat his depression & anxieties (part of his shtick?).